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Re: The Swamp Rat's Joke Thread

"Son, you'll go blind if you masturbate too much."

"Dad, I'm over here."
by StronMerrin
Wed Apr 04, 2018 5:59 am
 
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: The Swamp Rat's Joke Thread
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Views: 32188

Re: The Swamp Rat's Joke Thread

I phoned my wife and said, "Would you like me to pick up fish & chips on the way home from work?"

She just grunted down the phone.

I think she is regretting letting me pick the names for our twins.
by StronMerrin
Wed Apr 04, 2018 5:58 am
 
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: The Swamp Rat's Joke Thread
Replies: 10
Views: 32188

Re: The Swamp Rat's Joke Thread

Two hunters are in a forest. One falls down. He stops breathing. His eyes are rolled back. The other whips out his phone and calls for an ambulance. He says to the operator "I think my friend's dead!" The operator responds in a calm and soothing voice. "Ok, are you sure?" The hu...
by StronMerrin
Wed Apr 04, 2018 5:56 am
 
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: The Swamp Rat's Joke Thread
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Views: 32188

The Swamp Rat's Pet Section

Hey, everyone! I created this thread for us to discuss the little companions in our home. I own a Pomeranian named Poppy. He's such a playful fellow, too playful that we had to set up a few wood pet gates in our home, so we could limit the indoor areas that he's only allowed to run into, as he would...
by StronMerrin
Wed Mar 28, 2018 12:19 pm
 
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: The Swamp Rat's Pet Section
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Views: 12897

Re: The Swamp Rat's Joke Thread

I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper.

She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad

That fly didn’t stand a chance.
by StronMerrin
Mon Mar 26, 2018 11:48 am
 
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Topic: The Swamp Rat's Joke Thread
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Views: 32188

Re: The Swamp Rat's Joke Thread

What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet?

I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either..
by StronMerrin
Mon Mar 26, 2018 11:47 am
 
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: The Swamp Rat's Joke Thread
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Views: 32188

Re: The Swamp Rat's Joke Thread

You can't run through a camp site.

You can only ran, because its past tents.
by StronMerrin
Mon Mar 26, 2018 11:47 am
 
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: The Swamp Rat's Joke Thread
Replies: 10
Views: 32188

Re: The Swamp Rat's Joke Thread

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"
by StronMerrin
Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:12 am
 
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: The Swamp Rat's Joke Thread
Replies: 10
Views: 32188

Re: The Swamp Rat's Joke Thread

This new thesaurus I bought is the worst..

Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
by StronMerrin
Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:11 am
 
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: The Swamp Rat's Joke Thread
Replies: 10
Views: 32188

The Swamp Rat's Joke Thread

Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the going gets rough or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts: Scientists finally found out, how much sleep humans exactl...
by StronMerrin
Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:11 am
 
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: The Swamp Rat's Joke Thread
Replies: 10
Views: 32188
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